The Horse Rider

Once there lived a young man 18 years of age about 6 foot tall with long brown hair. His Hobbies included playing COD: Black Ops, cooking meals for old man Gregson and riding horses... I know what your thinking, riding horses. You may think it sounds innocent but no... He enjoys 'riding' horses but this is not the sort of riding you think... Let's just say he loves horses... A lot! It costs him a lot of moeny because he will only get the most expensive horses but make them cheap, by 'hurting' them emotionally... He is actually kind of crazy... he plays Black Ops to relieve his need to kill, the stuff he feeds old man Gregson is absolutely horrid, basically it's Manure with lemon juice... Old man Gregson is tied up in the basement (not rape dungeon, horses are for raping) and if he see's this im dead because I promised to keep quiet, please help me! I'll pay someone very good for protection, but this guy that is trying to get me is good... You need to be able to resist poisons and other drugs that can knock you out, this guy will do ANYTHING to get me! And your probably thinking why are you posting this? Because im looking for help and I am scared, please help me!

Soccer Dog Ball

Once upon a time a child was charged for kicking a dog, it wasn't entirely his fault... as for the Dog looked like a soccer ball, I don't know how it works but i think it's an extremely rare dog breed,
dogger, this is caused by a restless (horny) alpha male dog want's to relieve himself so he finds anything he can, in this case it was a soccer ball... a living one but you wouldn't know it... it's kind of a vegetable because i dont think much ppl would get away with a pin being put in there head and inflated with air. Anyway, the dog looks like a soccer ball except a little furry, with little legs. And the boy was only 7 years old and didn't notice the little legs and furryness of the ball, he was just excited to see a ball so he decided to run up and kick it. The Dog is now no longer living... over 10 million dollars of research had gone into it... Abstergo Ind. is very pissed off, but I think they are studying something on retrieving Ancestors memory's through the DNA of a descendant... not very gripping i know, but Imagine if they made a game or something about it lol.

P.S I know it's an Assassins Creed reference in the last bit there, and i love AC! i was being sarcastic saying that it wasn't very gripping

The Ferret and the Unicorn

The Ferret and the Unicorn got together and had retard Ferricorn babies, which raised issues, education... do they go to the Ferret school or Unicorn School or the Special development school, and are they gonna have to take care of them forever, will they be ugly but genius, or be ugly and dumb as well, will they have a mental disorder that is new coz there is no such thing as a Ferricorn until now... so will the government take them for experiment and turns out they are smart and people treated poorly and then it'll be like Planet of the Apes all over again but more like Planet of the Ferricorns, or if they are retarded will you have to go through continuous cycles through Centrelink to get family benefits and fill out forms over and over again coz they dont believe that a Ferret and a Unicorn are making claims for a Ferricorn... and if Centrelink doesn't come through, then how will they make enough money with out working every hour of everyday, as u can tell they are worrying a lot and then eventually get an abortion. The End

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