Soccer Dog Ball

Once upon a time a child was charged for kicking a dog, it wasn't entirely his fault... as for the Dog looked like a soccer ball, I don't know how it works but i think it's an extremely rare dog breed,
dogger, this is caused by a restless (horny) alpha male dog want's to relieve himself so he finds anything he can, in this case it was a soccer ball... a living one but you wouldn't know it... it's kind of a vegetable because i dont think much ppl would get away with a pin being put in there head and inflated with air. Anyway, the dog looks like a soccer ball except a little furry, with little legs. And the boy was only 7 years old and didn't notice the little legs and furryness of the ball, he was just excited to see a ball so he decided to run up and kick it. The Dog is now no longer living... over 10 million dollars of research had gone into it... Abstergo Ind. is very pissed off, but I think they are studying something on retrieving Ancestors memory's through the DNA of a descendant... not very gripping i know, but Imagine if they made a game or something about it lol.

P.S I know it's an Assassins Creed reference in the last bit there, and i love AC! i was being sarcastic saying that it wasn't very gripping